Ember in the bath tonight:
Em: Look the boat's got no people. Just a driver. Here he goes to pick up the people. Oh no, the boat's sinking!
Me: Oh no, I hope the driver can swim.
Em: No he can't!
Me: Well I hope he's wearing a life jacket.
Em: Yes, he is. But then a shark comes along and goes 'crunch' in his mouth. He crunch the driver.
Me: Is he all right?
Em: Nope, he crunch him in his mouth and his jacket. But then Santa
come along and gentle the shark and say (deep Santa voice) "You can't eat people, go in
time out" and the shark does and he doesn't crunch Santa. (pause) Now
the boat's going back to the school to get another driver. Oh no! The
boat's sinking again!