Simon and I got out 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel' on DVD a few nights ago, but the first time we tried to watch it, we both fell asleep on the couch - attributed to a long day with Miss Em rather than the quality of the movie! Last night, just as Em was about to go to bed, Simon said
Si: Shall we watch the rest of that movie tonight?
Em: (ears pricking up) What movie?
Me: it's called 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel'.
Em: Can I watch it with you?
Me: No, you're going to bed! Besides, I don't think you'd like it.
Em: Has it got scary bits in it?
Em: Has it got just one little tiny scary bit?
Em: has it got naughty bits in it?
Me: Um.... No....
Em: Is it violent?
Em: Oh. I'll go to bed then.
I really don't know what she meant by naughty bits but I assume it wasn't what it sounded like!