Em was playing maypole round a large oak tree on one of our walks when she suddenly stopped:
Em: RARRRR! Jump. Yum! I just eated a dinosaur Mummy!
Me: Did you? What did it taste like?
Em: Like cuckoos.
Me: Really? What do cuckoos taste like?
Em: (pause, like 'duh mummy') Taste like dinosaurs.
I asked her a couple of days later what dinosaurs taste like, and she said 'sausages' - so I guess I may never know!