When I got home from work today, Ember said to me:
Em: I'm going to school!
Me: Are you?
Em: I'm a big girl when I go to school.
Me: That's right, when you're a big girl like Isla and Alice you'll go to school too.
Em: Yes, go to school. When I'm five.
Me: Who were you talking to about school?
Em: Cockatoo in a cage.
Silly question Mummy!